Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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