why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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