I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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