Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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