Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i think i just lost a toe
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