Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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