I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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