is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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