He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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