Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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