Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just cut my nipple shaving
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
