walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How does one acquire holy water?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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