Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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