I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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