y did u give ur computer a hand job?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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