I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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