This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm sobbing to NWA
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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