What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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