We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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