i don't like sucking hair
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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