This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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