Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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