Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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