So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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