Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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