Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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