is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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