ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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