So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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