Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
my shit smells like andre
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
