what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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