The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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