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i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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