Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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