PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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