I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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