i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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