Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
