the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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