Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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