Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I stole a fireplace last night.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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