He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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