One girl and one boy is just not enough.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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