It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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