we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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