AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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