their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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