she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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