Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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