He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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