its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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