Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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