I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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